heart on my sleeve;

Saturday, February 28, 2009 Y 2:22 AM

(U R) SO FULL OF SHIT.

Friday, February 27, 2009 Y 5:05 AM

Ehmagawd geog was damn stupid. Since I was laughing crazily with melissa abt Lim + stupid umbrellas poofing upwards and turning inside out and breaking into tiny little pieces when he jumped off a cliff with it.
Now that i think of it, it wasn't even that funny but whtvr, it was funny then hee.

Then during lunch we started piggybacking each other and I think i sorta lifted up janessa's fbts, k i'm not sure lol. And we got our OBS tee!! Gross like shit k, (apparently some people think it looks fine after a while but i still think it's horrible ew) and I tried dorcas' and it was daaaaamn long, covering my skirt if i fold it twice more hahaha.

Guitaaaar! Anthea finally bought her guitar:D And brought it. Which was super untuned, like 1 octave higher hahahaha. And during class it kept going 'PLOOP, PLOOP!' Damn funny.

KAY I GOTTA GO PACK FOR OBS EEK.

~~I wish I could do something to make you feel better.~~

Wednesday, February 25, 2009 Y 7:05 AM

The rules:
Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italicize the statements that you WISH are true.
Leave the Fibs alone.

I miss somebody right now.
I don't watch TV these days.
I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I'm totally smart.
I've broken someone's bones.
I'm paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
I like the way I look.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I don't hate anyone. I dislike them.
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I have tried alcohol before.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
I own the "South Park" movie.
I would die for my best friends.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I have dated a close friends's ex.
I am happy at this moment!
I'm obsessed with guys.
I study for tests most of the time.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
I can work on a car.
I love my job.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I'm proficient in a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went college out of state.
I like sausage.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colours.
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can't whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snake's slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I've ever written in.
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I can't stand at least one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I'm an artist.
I only clean my room when necessary.
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy.
I am an adrenaline junkie.

Y 5:29 AM

This morning:

"SEE! I buy this!"
"Wah you buy so big bottle of prune.. eh you huai yun ah?"
"WHAT. I huai yun.. Also not huai yun with your child what!!"

LOL THAT'S NOT THE POINT WS.

Everyone was going crazy about the (stinky antibiotic-smelling) tanning lotion and melissa splattered hell lot of white stuff on her arms and legs and with the perverted yan3 shen2 she went,
'LICK ME!' -HEHEHEH-

After school caught He's Just Not That into You with belle.
And i got such a lovely present from her at Watsons.
Hahahaha :O

ANYWAY SORRY ALYSSA FOR ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYING YOUR BLUTACK MAN WHOEVER IT IS!! HOPE HE'S PIECED BACK TGT ):

Tuesday, February 24, 2009 Y 6:43 AM

Today's math was pretty funny. (ng tried to scare us with his fake sneeze, plz la it was not real k whoever thinks that way; and janessa who kept going on about how she wanted to have 5 children, and who kept asking what mortgage meant even after ng explained twice. It was funnyfunny k hahaha)
Then discussion for Chi SIA during lunch. Was very lame, which led to being stupid funny. BUT VERY CRAZY HEHEHE.

After school went ArmyMarket to get stuff for OBS. Mhmm. Nothng much. Some guy tried to cheat our money tho.

WHYWHYWHY DOES SHE HAVE TO HAVE THE TOTE!! (of all people, ack)

Monday, February 23, 2009 Y 7:35 AM

OBSOBSOBSOBS!!
Ohkaaay i am officially freaked i havn't bought anything yet jahfjenbkvfnuytouewotn eeek.
It's next week and i didn't realise until today when tons of people kept going 'YAH YOU DON'T KNOW? OMG!!' in my face.
Kay fine i don't know rub it in will ya!!
):

Sunday, February 22, 2009 Y 6:48 AM

"Your shoulder is like your virginity."

HAHAHA, ohmygod why r people so funny these days.

Saturday, February 21, 2009 Y 7:25 AM

(I SO have the liberty to say that right now=/)

"I got anus prob

need go shit

brb"

Sorry weishan just found that very funny.

[edit] I HAVE TO WAIT 6 MONTHS FOR MY W995 UGH.

Friday, February 20, 2009 Y 12:00 AM

We all know the REAL reason why.
So.. what exactly were you trying to prove again?

[edit]
Some people went for Tennis comps today so geog and math was super slack.
Math did only 2 examples and we watched baboons (i think) soaking in hot springs during geog.
Nice.

Ohmygod and i am daaaamn jealous of glenda can. I still can't do 0h2 wtf.

Then guitar with anthea, she poured icelemontea+sprite on my arm. And she had TONS of FUN sending looooong messages with my phone, tsk.

Anyhoo, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TANIA!! (your presents are all pink LOL)

Thursday, February 19, 2009 Y 2:14 AM

Your vagueness isn't working out very well, hmm?

[edit]
I knew it i knew it i knew it i so knew that would happen.
Things never change, do they?

Tuesday, February 17, 2009 Y 1:07 AM

"People tend to take the ones that they're closest to for granted, thinking that they'll always be there to forgive you. And eventually, after choosing others above the ones previously closest to you, they lose them and finally, themselves too."

Something someone told me today. Makes a hell load of sense, doesn't it? Coincidentally, it applies to you too.

Being with your close friends that aren't in your class.. what's wrong with that? Both of u, one thinks it's L, the other thinks that being with other people more popular beats everything. Well, think again. Acting cool/being popular isn't everything.

Anyway, today:

amanda not knowing which side the deo came out from and faced it to herself+ng and corny mr right joke+ ng and his gay hand actions+val coughing and blowing her meesoto cover away(into the air)+anthea going moo when she was referring to a pig(i was saying pick 4 guitar)

I've just been told something very horrible i can't believe something like that would happen fuck my life is so going downhill.

I just can't think/blog happy thoughts/words right now.

[edit] Okay a random happy thought: Glenda and me are alternating bringing guitars!!

Finally something that's going right.

Monday, February 16, 2009 Y 7:40 AM

Screwed up homework crazy day today!!!

At least i got a laugh when susi wore her GOGGLES out of the bio lab ohmygod LOL. She's so sotong hahaha. (and lab was fun heh) Anyway all of us felt like slapping Goh la mfb make us do MINDMAP again she's insane k! And then the weather today so hot, Ng went to switch off the damned fan again ugh.

Anyway, at least there's grassae and anthea after school, super crazy with our ratings upon 10 and SLAP operation!:D HAHAHA and someone forgot to call LOL, but whtvr, got anthea and her stupid red ba zhang HA.

I AM NOT GONNA BRING BAG TMR! (i think) :O

Sunday, February 15, 2009 Y 7:32 AM

14th Feb

V-day was fine.
Even more than fine.
It was pretty damn gd.
Hahaha, went for lunch with G/A/B/V/W at Nebo (again, lol). Was late and they were already discussing stuff. Ohmygod, i really want to see what will happen on monday, tch.

[edit][/edit]

Then ended the day with some crazy taxi ride ugh.
Was such a close shave, god i'm never doing it again.

[edit] You have absolutely no fucking right to say that, so shut the fuck up and go back to your screwed up life. I actually thought you were nice, wow, seems like i was so damn wrong hunh?

A best friend is someone who is totally aware of how retarded you are,
but still manages to be seen in public with you.
(hahaha this totally made me laugh idk why)

Friday, February 13, 2009 Y 6:22 AM

I just saw the scariest thing this morning, ohmg ew.

Went for guitar today w Anthea,(we're learning something awesome:D) and we talked abt stuff (thankgod we did if not i'll prolly rant here) .
Yeah i finally got rid of the ticket.
And had a totally idiotic conversation with %.[edit] (You suck. Stop reading my blog, yes you. ) [/edit]

Was walking back to orchard mrt station from taka and i heard this indian lady telling another,
"Eh, you wanna know how an orgasm feels like??"
I turned around,
And they shut up.
Thank god.
I really don't wanna know.

Anyway, thankyou to:
AL/BL/CSH/GK/GN/ML/JS/WQ/VS/VY
for V-day prez/letters!!
And maybe some other people, sorry if i left you out!
And in advance:
WS/AC/KN/YG (hawhawhaw:D)

Peace out,
shaian

Thursday, February 12, 2009 Y 4:59 AM

V-day prez damn stressful la.

Must count count count, then in the end still got so many extra, walao.

Maybe i'll just give to random people passing by, tsk.

[edit] Ehmagod i don't want to see you, at least not now.

I NEED AN EXCUSE.

[editedit] HAHAHA i just read Huizhen's blog and remembered something that happened in math that i forgot.

Quoted from her:

Math was funny just now, cause 310 conspired to repeat after Mr Ng if he goes 'Eiihhh' in that same funny way 8) He explained this question in a very funny way too it went something like this:

He: Okay, imagine uh, I am an alien, then I come here, and see you all...then you all tell me 'We are human beings'

Us: Hahaha (wth?!)

He: (continues) Then I see you all...all wear skirt...so I think that ahh! all human beings wear skirt..

Us: Ha. Ha.

He: (continues) then I go out there and walk uh.. then I see a man, wearing pants then I go Eiihhh?!

Us: Eiihhh?! HAHAHAHA

He: (continues) then I see a man wearing pants, then I take a man and prove to him (note that he changed roles, from an alien (first line) to a human being), THIS (pause for effect) is a human being, then huh, his impression of a human being will be disrupted, you understand what I am saying?

Us: .. (No)

Was that even math??

Tuesday, February 10, 2009 Y 11:25 PM

Yesterday was damn crazy.
God.
First Dorcas fell in the badminton court and then when some teacher put the dettol cream for her she squeezed my arm like !@#$% hard can!! Hahahaha paaaaaain.

At night supposed to go for FOB concert but.. stuff happened, so instead went K-box with grasae till bout 10.45, hee:) Was crazy fun, grassae kept beatboxing even during super slow songs like ai mei HAHAHA, then she did the low guy voice while i did chipmunk version, heh:D Theeeen, we tried ji de, and TRIED channeling weishan (the breathy, super super high voice hahaha) and echoed the stupid random cantonese/hokkien/teochew songs. We pwned k!! (and learned new words like 'ba sai' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D)

We're in the library for CLC and melissa just told me she owes me a special V-day present (part of my bribe pffft), heh and we learnt a new vulgar sign muahahaha:D

[edit] Watched Weishan's performance after school! Me and mandy went insane and started waving our arms like in some concert-.- God, now that i think of it.. :O

Anyway, went with her to FarEast, then she did the hippo thing with her mouth HAHAHA f-ing gross.

Then me and grace (koh) got all confused with #'s present>: tsk, thank god didn't buy 2, tch if not die, got 2 50bux prez!

Monday, February 9, 2009 Y 7:11 AM

My mood today's so unpredictable, it's like good one minute and then it just changes 180 degrees and goes back to being good again, god. But anyway,

HAPPY B'DAY HAZEL!! <33

My awesome mortal :)

And i took daaaaamn long (considered long to me k!!) to pick an outfit hahaha thank god i had help, hee.

Back to watching GrammyAwards!:D

Sunday, February 8, 2009 Y 5:49 AM

OMG GRASSAE THE PURPLE BLACK GREEN SUCKER HAHAHAHAHA!

[edit] ARRON FANS PLZ WATCH THIS!!

<333

Saturday, February 7, 2009 Y 7:41 AM

The day started out pretty well (though i was late sorry grassae!), and we went to watch The Curious Case of Benjamin Button which was a good movie; except it was about 2hours45mins long!! Damn crazy, both of us were frozen to death and could hardly walk when we came out.(k this might be an exaggeration hee) The 'Did you know i was struck by lightning 7 times??' dude was super hilarious HAHAHA he's the funniest part of the show.
After that went to Starbucks and somebody made me ask for the cup LOL. And choose duck/frog shapped bubble gun (and the 4000bubbles/minute HAHAHAHA omg).

ANYWAY GRASSAE GD LUCK ON THE ZLS AND E THING HAHAHA.

At Novena, did E-car proposal.
Thank god i didn't go so early, if not have to face # for an even longer time.
>:
Paid AOR, YES HAHAHA ANTHEA IT LOOKS COOL. At least cooler than other kinds:D

You want me to explain?
Fine i will.

I FEEL STUPID. I HONESTLY BELIEVED IN YOU, EVERYTIME YOU GIVE US/ME AN EXPLANATION. BUT NOW APPARENTLY IT SEEMS LIKE I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER THOUGHT YOU'D CHANGED. YES, YOU SUCK UP, AND UNFORTUNATELY, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS SO. LIKE I SAID, IF EVEN PEOPLE NOT FROM THE SAME CLASS AS YOU CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE SUCKING UP, I DON'T THINK I'M MAKING THE WRONG JUDGEMENT.
JUST NOW, YOU DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING. JUST THERE TO SOCIALISE AND LAUGH AT EVERYTHING PEOPLE SAY EVEN WHEN IT'S NOT FUNNY? SERIOUSLY.
AND TODAY YOU'VE JUST PROVEN THAT YOU'RE THE WORST LIAR ON EARTH. AT LEAST HAVE THE BRAINS TO NOT LET ME HEAR THE TRUTH WHEN I'M JUST 1 METRE AWAY FROM YOU. YOU TOLD ME YOU ALREADY RESCHEDULED, THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T RESCHEDULE YOUR RESCHEDULED CLASS AND THAT'S WHY YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST MUST HAVE TO GO OUT WITH # AND SO I HAVE TO RESCHEDULE MINE TOO JSUT TO ACCOMODATE YOU. THEN WHY ARE YOU ONLY RESCHEDULING YOUR NORMAL CLASS TODAY?? WHAT, YOU LIED JUST SO I WILL RESCHEDULE WITH YOU(YOU APPARENTLY ASSUMED I DEF WOULD WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO, SO NOW THIS LIE'S YOUR PLAN B?) AND WATCH YOU SUCK UP? WHAT A LIAR. NEWS FLASH, I CAN STILL HEAR YOU EVEN WHEN I'M TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
YKNOW, I'M NOT EVEN UPSET CAUSE YOU LIED TO ME (ALBEIT A LOT OF TIMES), I'M UPSET CAUSE FROM NOW ON I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ANYMORE. I GAVE CHANCES, I SWEAR I DID, EVEN WHEN NOBODY ELSE WANTED TO. PEOPLE TRIED TO TELL ME OTHERWISE, BUT I STUCK BY MY DECISION AND GOT MYSELF INTO A HELL LOAD OF TROUBLE. AND NOW YOU ASK ME WHY IT'S SO HARD TO TRUST YOU? I ASK YOU WHY IT'S SO HARD TO TELL THE TRUTH.
I'M DONE WITH YOU. I'M DONE WITH LIARS AND WITH PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW THE CROWD/SUCK UP TO PEOPLE TO (SOMEONE TOLD ME THIS) GAIN POPULARITY. I'M SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT. PEOPLE COME AND GO TOO FREQUENTLY, AND MAYBE THIS FRIENDSHIP WASN'T MEANT TO BE SAVED.

[edit] Hunh. Your reply is HILARIOUS. The funniest thing i've heard all day. (even more than lightning guy, and that must say something) You're admitting to your lie and you can still be so obnoxious, my god.

[editedit] CHEER UP WEISHAN YOU CAN GET THROUGH THIS! WE'RE HERE FOR YOU K!! X33 ILY!

[editeditedit] Omg i just heard that even people you're sucking up to noticed-.-

Friday, February 6, 2009 Y 7:10 AM

~~IHYIHYIHYIHYIREALLYDO.~~

Today was very funny, with almost everyone throwing blutack around and stuff and some people being exceptionally perverted ew and our 'bio/geog' project HAHAHA, amanda's idea k not mine!!

Then stuff happened.

I WON MAN FTW!

Plus #, even tho you explained it quite well it's still to much of a coincidence!!:O

Thursday, February 5, 2009 Y 8:22 AM

Life is awesome.

Recess: Weishan going ' yah cows are fat' when grassae asked if her calves are fat.

Lunch: With grassae and weishan again+ swing + CWS(apparently i have to pronounce si in another way if not someone not happy hahaha) + somebody's PaulFrank undies HAHAHA

Class: Amanda's shoe suddenly flew out and hit my chair during chinese HAHAHA, literally FLEW:D And we found random short strands of short disgustingly curly hair in our big lump of blutack which i'm guessing is Melissa's armpit hair!:) Kidding.

Coro: Grassae kept laughing on and on and on at belle + The Cherry! HAHAHAHAHA.
Bishan- Random guy from SJI(??) passed me and belle and went," I'M A NANYANG GIRL!" Walao.

Bus home- Stupid woman sitting beside me cut her f-ing nails on the bus not caring that her disgusting nails are flying all over the place.

But overall it was a good day, so will tmr + tmr tmr be!

Ps. My to-be IC picture is horrible!! How!!!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009 Y 8:06 AM

HORRIBLE MASS CONVO ABT LA SIA.

AND PEOPLE JUST DIED ON ME, UGH.

(plus random dads talking to me>:!)

Now i have to:

read 10 Chinese books,

find out what happened between S'pore and M'sia a billion light years ago (who cares, really),

write a letter to a random organisation,

find places to eat for geog(:O),

build a car for chem,

and mummify an apple.

wow.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009 Y 6:54 AM

Ng was damn funny today with his inner red cheongsum, he's so weird tch.

And.

Other stuff happened.
We did ratings again.

Hee.

I'm not even going to get mad anymore.

I'm just going to expect the lowest of the people

I thought the highest of

[edit]
AOR says (10:35 PM):
okay i ask on thursday kay
she's kinda pisse dright now

/dance hall drug says (10:35 PM):
WHY

AOR says (10:35 PM):
dont ask why

/dance hall drug says (10:35 PM):
i just did

AOR says (10:35 PM):
you just did
HAHHAHAHHA

/dance hall drug says (10:35 PM):
HAHAHAHAHA

AOR says (10:35 PM):
HAHAHHAHAHHHA

/dance hall drug says (10:35 PM):
omg.

AOR says (10:35 PM):
omg

/dance hall drug says (10:35 PM):
OMG HAHAHAHA

AOR says (10:35 PM):
OMG
omg

/dance hall drug says (10:35 PM):
OMG

AOR says (10:36 PM):
POST THAT

/dance hall drug says (10:36 PM):
OKAY!!!!

AOR says (10:36 PM):
SO COOL

GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE NO ANTHEA YOU DID NOT INFLUENCE ME I WAS ALREADY HAGGY THE GREAT.

YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE LESS GREATER.

Monday, February 2, 2009 Y 3:40 AM

U R NOW MY #1 ENEMY.

STUPID BEDBUGS.

Anyway, FINALLY changed seats today.

Man, I love the people seating around me:D

Sara/yingxin/Xiner/Amanda/Melissa!

[edit] Ohmyfreakingod you are so kidding me.

Sunday, February 1, 2009 Y 7:20 AM

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE COOLIO GAY DOCTOR DOWNSTAIRS TO DEATH.

HAHAHA NOW IT'S JUST UP TO WONG_l_

Anyway, thanks Grassae for the codes!<3