Happy birthday Grenda Tan we love you!


God, you Crazy Bitch. Make up your fucking mind.


Phoney.


I don't know what I want.
But I know this isn't it.


I love you more than Spongebob loves jelly fishing,
Sandy loves karate,
Mr. Crabs loves being cheap,
Squidward loves the clarinet,
Patrick loves eating
and of course the way I need you
like the way Plankton needs
the secret formula for the crabby patty.